It's a bold hit of bittersweet citrus blended with crisp and dry juniper aromas to create one seriously tasty gin. The World’s Hottest Chocolate Bar has a Scoville Heat Unit rating of nine million… Yeah, that is hot – 900 times hotter than a jalapeno to be exact. And now you can bring some flavoursome flamboyance into your home bar and cocktail repertoire with Flamingo Tears Gin. Just know that we've the mixed their tears into a premium Caribbean Rum carrying aromas of brown sugar and dried fruit blended with natural cinnamon and ginger to give it a sweet and spicy flavour.

A popular childhood game is all grown up these days, with the Snakes and Ladders Shot Glass Set bringing an alcohol-filled twist to the classic board game. In case you’ve already forgotten how a game of Snakes and Ladders works, here are the mechanics: when your token lands on a square, you move up. Welcome to our latest fantastical creation: Phoenix Tears Spiced Rum – a mythical alcoholic manifestation of this ancient beast and all of its legendary powers. For our second batch, we’ve refined and improved our emotion harvesting technology, resulting in a bittersweet gin experience and an iridescent glittery appearance that will blow your mind. Swirl their tears around your glass to unlock their magnificent holographic shimmer, reassured at least a few f*ckboy's were harmed in the making of this mythical elixir.Cocoa butter's fats include oleic acid, which helps reduce cholesterol in your blood, and two saturated fats that don't improve cardiovascular health.

This dark rum-infused coffee perfectly captures the real essence of the Caribbean spirit; with warm notes of toasted sugar, spiced caramel and a hint of smoked, dark chocolate. If so, the Instant Regret Peanut Butter has more than what it takes to have you crying ‘Uncle,’ as you transform an ordinary peanut butter and jelly sandwich into a vehicle of death and destruction.

Dark chocolate's glycemic index rating of 22 makes this treat much safer than milk chocolate, with a rating of 40.

GeekAlerts has shown you some spicy foods in the past, but the World’s Hottest Chocolate Bar might be at the top of the list. Like its fabled stablemate Unicorn Tears Gin, our closely-guarded extraction methods will remain a mystery for now. Cacao powder, the major ingredient in dark chocolate, contributes at least 380 complex chemical compounds to this food. Even though less sweet and considered a healthier treat, dark chocolate contains 25 percent glucose by weight. We then force down this concoction with a giant glittery pestle, like fantasy foie gras, and reap the tears as they fall.Pour out a couple of measures of this dark and diabolical liquid, raise one last nervous toast and get ready to feel the fires of hell coursing through your innards. Swish this around, watch the gorgeous glittery galaxy swirl into action like a holographic milky way, and give thanks to the unicorns who cried so that you might party hard. CAUTION: Chocolate contains extreme quantities of chilli and is not suitable for children, pets or the elderly. Some types of dark chocolate contain ingredients that can trigger allergic reactions, including milk, nuts or soy ingredients.